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cynical word vomit about the shittiness of people

oibek:

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2 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 1 note
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lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

6 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 371,235 notes
Tagged as: #video #omfg 

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

- Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)
6 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 253,990 notes

beerito:

follow for more complaining

16 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 291,076 notes
Tagged as: #about me 
16 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 139,740 notes

fireflystilinski:

charlie-in-a-beanie:

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

oksoitsmeagain:

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

and beanies

and glasses

And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves

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16 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 155,386 notes
Tagged as: #mmmmmmmm 

kehinki:

Trying to come off as a casual fan by calling him Captain America instead of Steve

16 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 22,842 notes
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bewbin:

i win 

bewbin:

i win 

17 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 515,893 notes
17 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 328 notes

why do the best things happen in the little squares in every parks gag reel?

17 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 390 notes

illumazombie:

JESUS.

17 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 245,314 notes
  1. If you like someone, wait.
  2. Give lots of compliments, even if you’re shy. Everyone else is too.
  3. Change. Get a haircut, try new perfume, get new sheets. Become better than you were before.
  4. Eat healthier. Learn to cook something fancy.
  5. Get up earlier and watch the sun come up.
  6. Wear soft clothes, take a bath, drink something warm.
  7. Meet someone new, even just a friend.
  8. Become closer with your friends and your family. Call your mother. Cry with your best friend. Tell everyone how much you appreciate them.
  9. Keep your room clean. Buy some candles. Let the natural light in.
  10. Make a list of reasons why you’ll be better off without them. Believe they are true, because they are.
  11. Listen to new music.
  12. Write everything you’re thinking and feeling. Write letters. Write happy letters, sad letters, and angry letters, even if you’re never going to send them.
  13. It’s okay to be sad, but not forever. Sadness is not as beautiful as music makes it seem. Lack of sleep makes your eyes droopy, not deep. Wake up every morning and tell yourself you’re going to have a good day.
  14. Go to the library. Don’t forget to look in the music section.
  15. Remove them from your life. Get rid of the things they gave you if they make you sad. They’re not worth it. You will never be happy if you continue to hold on to the things that make you sad.
  16. Make new memories.
  17. Try to find something to appreciate in everything you do or experience.
  18. Being alone is okay, you don’t have to surround yourself with people.
  19. Become your own best friend. Buy yourself coffee and drink it alone in a cafe. Take your time.
  20. Learn to love every bit of yourself.
- How to feel better and become better by me (via bl-ossomed)
17 hours ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 367,897 notes
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aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

1 day ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 103,332 notes