#basically every fangirl ever
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ϟpotterheadsϟ
janet & lozi
slytherin & hufflepuff
australian.
superwholockian nerdfighters from hogwarts
majoring in merlin, tom hiddleston and rdj
minion to the overlord
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my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
a new york
times
best selling
author
yep
he’s famous
so proper and well behaved
john green everybody.
that’s john green.

Look for the leopard..
I would die in the wild
Reblogging this for anyone who everyone who didn’t believe me when I told them the reason leopards have spots is for camoflauge
no fucking way is there a leopard in this picture.
holy fUCK THAT TOOK ME A WHILE TO SPOT BUT YEAH DUDE THERE IS A LEOPARD
I’ve scrolled past this so many times and thought it was a joke. I FINALLY FOUND THE LEOPARD.
i feel so proud of myself for spotting it immediately the first time around but when i looked back it took me like three minutes haha
I was like, bitch there ain’t no leopard here..
Then I saw it..i yelled when i saw it that shits scary
Merlin showing Arthur Avalon, and introducing him to Kilgharrah.
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform
Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

omg there is a Toothless hoodie
I want it so bad
the hoodie was actually made by *calgarycosplay on deviantart… they have a store with LOTS of beautiful stuff like this and take custom orders!! it’s my dream to order a hoodie for my fursona u v u
here is a link to the deviation page!!

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!
Those are balloons.
I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:
- talk about a blow job
- im going to have to inflate first
- hopefully I dont burst early
- the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
- theres a party in my pants
- i might have to pump it a little first
- im gonna have pop-pop
- haha yeah
petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
send help
My dad just came into my room and said ‘but what if Javert was actually just Valjean’s conscience and him dying was actually signifying that Valjean had let go of his inner demons and washed away his crime’ and left
I’m going to cry











